SETH: I know, I know. I have not been around a lot lately, but quit whining or your dad will never respect you.
On to what is really important: WIRELESS ELECTRICITY!
The only thing strong enough to bring me out of hiding.
I have been pushing this idea for years. Most of the time, people think I am making a joke, because I guess there is something inherently funny about wireless electricity, but I am dead serious. This, along with the Elevator (also not a joke), Human Genome Project, and the Internet, has the potential to be one of the most important advances in the history of man.
Just watch this video and then afterwards say this out loud: “Huh, I guess Seth was right all along, wireless electricity is awesome and something that needs to be developed. Boy, oh boy, what a guy!”